What people do not like: one-ply toilet paper, when the popcorn ends before the pre-movie commercials do, pistachios that don’t open, Owen Wilson, the Dutch phrase “Ik zou zeggen …” (just say it, Karen, you’re already talking!) and insurance companies.
What people do like: partying in the daytime, showing off their sportiness and Instagramming their attendance of #cultural #events to make them look more interesting.
So, what do you do when you run an insurance company? Exactly: you provide the perfect opportunities for day partying, muscle bragging and cultural Instagram selfie taking.